EnglishPod Elementary Lesson #022

English Lesson 022

Really, fellas, you can't take me to jail. Full transcript included with timestamps.

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Really, fellas, you can't take me to jail. Don't you know who I am? Chris Kringle, you know? Papa Noel, Perry Noel, Bobham Nautale, shung that long time. Yeah, yeah, we've heard that one before, haven't we, Joe? Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed to be a tooth fairy. Can you believe that? Hahahaha! As Christmas Eve and I have all these presents to deliver, where's your Christmas spirit? What'll happen when all the children wake up tomorrow and don't find any gifts in their stockings? Sorry, buddy, you were parked in a no-parking zone, you were speeding and you have no ID. Besides that, even if we let you go now, your sleigh's been impounded and those reindeer were taken to the city zoo. What? This is unbelievable. What's this world coming to? Christmas is ruined! What's that up ahead? It looks like elves. Whoa, they're shooting candy canes. Mayday, Mayday, we're under heavy attack. We need backup.

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Really, fellas, you can't take me to jail. Don't you know who I am? Chris Kringle, you know?

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Papa Noel, Perry Noel, Bobham Nautale, shung that long time.

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Yeah, yeah, we've heard that one before, haven't we, Joe?

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Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed to be a tooth fairy. Can you believe that?

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Hahahaha!

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As Christmas Eve and I have all these presents to deliver,

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where's your Christmas spirit?

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What'll happen when all the children wake up tomorrow

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and don't find any gifts in their stockings?

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Sorry, buddy, you were parked in a no-parking zone,

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you were speeding and you have no ID.

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Besides that, even if we let you go now,

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your sleigh's been impounded

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and those reindeer were taken to the city zoo.

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What?

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This is unbelievable.

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What's this world coming to? Christmas is ruined!

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What's that up ahead? It looks like elves. Whoa, they're shooting candy canes.

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Mayday, Mayday, we're under heavy attack. We need backup.

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